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Sep 14, 2014 / 192,888 notes

queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

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Sep 14, 2014 / 229,172 notes

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

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Sep 14, 2014 / 388,614 notes

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

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Sep 14, 2014 / 199,707 notes

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

This

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Sep 14, 2014 / 108,768 notes

kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

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Sep 14, 2014 / 97,980 notes

princessallieeebabyyy:

gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!

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First and last dogs are springer spaniels!! Ahhhhh

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Sep 14, 2014 / 176,404 notes

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

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Sep 14, 2014 / 286,486 notes
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Sep 14, 2014 / 340,395 notes

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

ME

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Sep 14, 2014 / 158,679 notes

narcotic:

boys with dark hair and pretty blue eyes fuck me up on a daily basis

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kissmeok:

love/couples
Sep 14, 2014 / 128,323 notes

kissmeok:

love/couples

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Sep 14, 2014 / 373,055 notes

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

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Sep 14, 2014 / 398,438 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

YES

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Oh my fuck
Sep 14, 2014 / 723,189 notes

Oh my fuck

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